The things in my yard, or…

…why my neighbors avoid me.

For some reason my wife agreed to this.

Some vague plan to use it as a planter, or something like that.

With the river muskie fishing season upon us, actually, they can be caught pretty much any time of the year, I’ll probably use it to make sacrifices to the muskie gods.

Throw in the occasional chicken. The goslings will be all over river soon, maybe a few of them. That damn possum living under the deck if I can ever catch it. A few headless chipmunks that the cat drags home. Lots of feral cats hanging around lately. Hang some rotting sucker carcasses off the shepherds hooks perhaps. Get a little sacrificial pyre going in front of the thing, burn some old muskie lures I have laying around.

Anything to help increase my odds. Never did like that fish of a thousand casts nonsense. No fish is worth that.

Just about anything will catch a muskie, they’re eating machines and they don’t care what they eat.

Never did test out my Barbie Doll muskie lure. I’ll have to get it back in production.

A video of that thing getting nailed would be classic.

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  1. Nice! I like the ceramic pot next to the can for your cigar butts!

  2. That would be my incense holder. I forgot to mention that. I hear muskie appreciate the smell of a good cigar. One of these days I’ll get to smoke a good cigar. Maybe that’s part of the problem…

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